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Once upon a time, my friend Jeb had a weird dream:

Had a weird dream and it involved some of y’all. In it, we ended up at a Mountain Goats show, which isn’t the weird, but that was preceded by states suing each other over nacho recipes, a haunted rock club, multiple criminal conspiracies which put us on the run, and being tasked with keeping Donald Trump’s crock pot full of cheese sauce warm.

Jeb’s weird dream

Does each state have an official nacho recipe? If not, why not? And if such a thing does not already exist, can we in fact create each state’s official nacho recipe? Or will we Sufjan this imagined project away?

Only time will tell I suppose. So far there’s been a whole lot of Sufjan and not too many nachos. But soon that will change.